Backstory: I left in November for my trip. My sisters left in mid-December and my parents left on Boxing Day. While my parents were still in Calgary, they took the liberty to clean my sisters car without her really knowing.
Anyway, since ALL the cars other than this one were low on gas and me, refusing to fill at the time (yeah, I'm a cheap fuck), I decided to take my sister's car for a few spins, and since she probably doesn't know her car is clean, I can jack it and return it and walk away a hero. The perfect crime.
It wasn't until 2 weeks later I get this piece of shit in the mail:
Oh and this note that came with it:
When I confronted my sister, trying to play dumb, saying it "wasn't me", she wouldn't have it. Here's why:
J2: "This wasn't me, this was probably you!" (please buy my lie)
Sister: "You stole my car and got that ticket, look at the date! I was still in the Philippines!"
J2: *blank look*
Dad: *laughing* "...Ka tanga tanga." (he's calling me "very stupid")
Sister: "Pay that, it's $287!"
Upon walking away, I hear this at the top of the stairs:
Sister: "Oh...and YOU OWE ME A CARWASH!"
Thanks, Karma, you fucking asshole.